Funny sms Messages

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

"Call A Girl Pretty
& She Will Remember It For
5 Minutes..!

Call A Girl Ugly
& She Will Remember It
Forever..!"

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?"

She felt so happy & said-"yes"

& d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?" :D

Did You Know . . .?
That
"HEELS" Are Man's Invention
To Make It Harder For A
Woman To Run Away.

Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-
Your Name_______
Percentage In SSC_____%
Gender_____
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Now Read 'Only' The Answers..! :D :D ;) :P
Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"
A successful man is one
who makes more money
than
his wife can spend.

Wanna make money through Facebook...??
Go to:
Account->
account settings->
and click on
De-activate your Account
than
Start Working...!! Lolz :-P

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ....
I'm playing cards and
we've misplaced the JOKER.

Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"

Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
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"You are so beautiful"
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don't exist